Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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