Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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