So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize