just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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