So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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