she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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