I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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