New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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