The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's official drugs can't kill me
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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