So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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