How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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