Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whose parrot is this?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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