Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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