I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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