Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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