i would punch a child for taco bell
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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