I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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