Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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