Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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