Are we in a gay sports bar?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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