My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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