The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
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why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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