I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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