He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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