I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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