Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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