We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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