remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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