Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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