Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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