thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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