I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Rumble strips road head = magical
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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