FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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