I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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