hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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