found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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