you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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