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you win
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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