I'm lost and stupid without you.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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