At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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