So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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