Apparently you make a good broom.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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