A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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