a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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