pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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