Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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