ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Barsexuality is the new black.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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