Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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