before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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