accomplished twins. life is a go
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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